Live and censored!
Welcome to today’s blog which is brought to you in association with Wikileaks! The Data Protection Act! And the Freedom of Information Act!
Why? Well todays blog is well and truly redacted! Redacted? But Susan. That sounds like a strange sexual position that one might try in a country like France. What is it? Well it means that certain information in this blog has been blanked out for legal reasons. What legal reasons you ask? Well ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚.
You see? It means that all the good stuff has to be blanked out! But it does mean that you can have as much fun as you want filling in the blanks and perhaps make up your own stories to add to the rumour and untruths already circulating because of ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ which is totally ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚.
Essentially the point is this. I am not doing a full length show at the Edinburgh Festival this year. I wanted to but can’t because of ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚. It is pretty disappointing because I was really looking forward to it and had even written a joke for it. And it is the best joke I have ever written. Do you want to hear it now? Ok. Whats the difference between a ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ and a ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚? A ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚! It’s funny because it’s true.
Anyway that joke will have to wait for another time. Point being that if you want to see me do my stuff live and without any legal constraints the only full length gigs currently in the diary are
Dundee March 11th http://www.dundeereptheatre.co.uk/p2s245.html
Glasgow April 6th http://citz.co.uk/whatson/info/susan_calman_happy_place/
London May 6th http://www.underbelly.co.uk/webpages/southbank/southbank-show.php?id=61:33
So if you want to see me you need to buy your tickets pronto pronto.
Apologies again to those who would have come to see me at the festival. I wanted to do it so much but if I did do it I would have had to ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚. And in essence I will not ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚.
Once ❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚ is over I will be happy to tell you what happened. Buy me a beer sometime. I’ll throw in my Meryl Streep impression for free.
Buy a ticket. Come see me. Restore my faith in comedy.
Love and hugs
The Calmanator
ps.
❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚❚!
